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I BUY FROM NORDSTROMS NOT FRED MEYERS

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2011
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my toes look like vienna sausages who hungry
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metroEr retweeted
Mickey Mouse when he looking for his mousekatool
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Really gonna miss the PUMPKINNN audio now that we’re approaching Christmas season
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Visiting your friends in Ballard counts as a tax deductible charitable contribution
Commuting to Ballard after work on a weekday
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Had a dream I cracked my retainer into a million pieces while it was in 🫠🫠 happy I woke up to that NOT being the case
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It was never a phase for me
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Everyone’s like here’s what I eat for my Whole Foods diet. First you need a carb free tortilla….
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Been waking up at 5 the past few nights -____-
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It’s like a zip sauce during sex
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just clocked off my 1 hour walking pad shift (finished watching Mad Max it was oddly motivating?)
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I’ve never had Buldak ramen
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Just had some delicious white cheddar popcorn
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Wish I could be a fly on the wall in that crazy bitch LeeAnne’s house
I know they’re pissed right now
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metroEr retweeted
Gina Hinojosa has won the Texas gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greg Abbott. (via NBC) She becomes the first Latina to be elected governor in Texas history.
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Had a really good day. Nothing crazy just hit my workout goal and made a yummy dinner and got a lot done at work
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Slept sooo good
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i got some baby powder scented lotion too.. i’m obsessed
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been loving drenching myself in baby powder before bed lately. the smell is just so…. it must trick my brain into when i was a kid like im so ready for bedtime yaas
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Hey guys I’m gonna try to make a cup of tea the British way
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Peanut butter jelly the long wayyy
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