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let the meat cake

Joined April 2011
i’m walt’s roommate
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this was LITERALLY me at the NC fair three years ago except i did not get it working again :/
OH SHE ATE THAT SO BAD LMAOO😭😭😭
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if you want to take advantage of our huge sale and get your items before 2025 — order before dec 17th! 📦dbldblwhmmy.com
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i found a manhattan special on urban outfitters lol
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a normal person could never have noticed this
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Replying to @CookOut
@CookOut i ordered some items tonight and was charged for chicken strips that i did not get :(
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I think I’m losing my mind
wasn’t even hungry fr
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whoops i decided that october is the 8th month, ignore what i said and read what i meant ❤️ poster dates are correct lol
our last shows of the year?? come see us and maybe even win some prizes along the way… 9/30 at @kingsraleigh + melee tournament (sign up in bio!!) oct w/ @horsejol and @joyerband 8/26 @JamRoomFest for FREE in SC 8/30 @thepinhook w/ @skirtsmusic see you soon 🫨
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having a damn yard sard tomorrow morning come thru and make us rich
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i would only ever become the new father to a daughter born withIN the sanctity of marriage ❤️
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Back to back headlining shows in Asheville starting tomorrow Gonna bring out some older shit we never play and new shit too Tix here : wednesday.band
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i think if u dropped a piano on me i would b fine save for a big long lump that would push thru my hair on the top of my head
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in a place that can make u change
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Let's challenge this! Everyone post your most recent selfie, come on kings like do this, I'll start
genuinely curious but why do men not post selfies of themselves
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i took this pic
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just checking the weather
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Did You Fucking Know that GRIMACE is a TASTE BUD??????
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west coast leg of @jointruthclub's tour w/ @cloudnothings starts tomorrow! ✦✦✦ dbldblwhmmy.com/tour
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