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I shot a man in chinos, just to watch him die.

new york city
Joined March 2011
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You didn't need a video of Red Pandas eating fruits, but here you go
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Metal band/album naming is completely out of control now: Intestinal Engorgement - Putrefying Consumption Of Dismemberment
UNeducated; UNintelligent
Fox News viewer. Tucker Carlson fan.
these fake Amazon employee accounts are getting weird
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The people said no; the courts said no; SCOTUS said no; your boy Barr said no; now the electoral college said no. For the love of Mother Earth please just shut the eff up and get the fuck out. #BidenHarris2020 #ElectoralCollege #BidenWonTrumpLost #ByeByeTrump
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uh we really messed this one up
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AUNTS WHO GET ALL THEIR NEWS FROM FACEBOOK @blaireerskine
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this is every trump bot account
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𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.
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WTF?
Look at Dr. Phil's house. (It's for sale for $5.75 million.)
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The delivery here makes this even funnier
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The sky early this morning, in my backyard. Astoundingly beautiful. #catskillsmountains #skyporn #sunrise🌅 #catskillsmountainviews #yulanny @ Washington Lake instagram.com/p/B2y8ocWlNOZ/… – at New York, USA
Loving our new bedroom wallpaper!🦖 #spoonflower #spoonflowerwallpaper #kaijuart #godzillaart @ Yulan, New York instagram.com/p/ByJUsQkl_dA/… – at New York, USA
Happy 1st Birthday, Leeloo!! 🥳 🎉🎂 #leeloo #catskillsdogs #aussiesofinstagram #australianshepherd @ Yulan, New York instagram.com/p/Bx588ZBFtxL/… – at New York, USA
Fungal stairway to heaven. #fungi #mushrooms #fungals #deadwoods @ Yulan, New York instagram.com/gilligula/p/Bv… – at New York, USA
Just posted a photo @ DeWitt Clinton Park instagram.com/gilligula/p/Bu… – at Manhattan, NY