Boston sports propagandist. Professional hot-take artist. No views are my own. If you’re offended, the algorithm is working.

Joined July 2012
No cheating. Only real ones will remember
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And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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Locked out of my account. How the fuck do I keep failing this
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Meth Bear😮‍💨 retweeted
Our business spends $873.44 a month with @Rogers on tv, phone and internet. Every variation of Sportsnet....most showing poker and darts all day. We can't watch the Oilers game tonight 😂 I'm sorry...I'm not spending another cent. @Sportsnet @NHL @EdmontonOilers
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We now have confirmation of what the Bruins hometown remix jerseys will look like. A team spokesman said they wanted to go with a subtle nod to past
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10/10 tweet. No notes
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Rogers is dogshit. They've destroyed sports media in Canada. They only care about the Blue Jays, anyone who pays for their services is a moron
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No way anyone is actually bothered by this?
End Game
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Locker room scene: Geno Smith and Garrett Wilson, among the last players around, emerge from the shower at the same time, talking to each other as they head to their lockers. #Jets
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Mahomes is without his two starting tackles and his two starting WRs and some on here expected fireworks from the offense tonight lol
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Rough night for Patrick Mahomo and Mr Swift
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"The Bruins aren't gong to be able to outscore their problems" The problems:
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"The Bruins aren't a wagon, just wait until the wheels fall off" The wagon:
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This is killing me
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Go follow my better half @tarpsoff90 He's much funnier and more attractive than I am PAID TWEET BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHUMBA CASINO™️
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And that's why the Bruins are the best team in the Eastern Division halfway through the season
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Any San Jose Sharks fans that aren't 15 year old girls?
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Khusnutdinov
With news of the extension, all Bruins fans are no expected to spell Marat Khusnutdinov korrektly Say it with me now K-hus-nut-dino-v
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Meth Bear😮‍💨 retweeted
With news of the extension, all Bruins fans are no expected to spell Marat Khusnutdinov korrektly Say it with me now K-hus-nut-dino-v
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So we all like Caleb Williams now and agree that was the best loss of Drake Mayes career
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