@metroadlib

i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.

 shot a man in reno...
Joined April 2010
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before you wind yourself up to get all sassy in my mentions....know I've likely already muted the thread. since I don't care.
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So, I'm not reading this....obviously. And while it defies all understanding that anyone should still have to point this out in TWENTY TWENTY SIX- THERE IS LITERALLY *NOTHING* TO BE GAINED....BY SITTING DOWN "AT THE TABLE" AND TALKING WITH THIS MAN. STOP PRETENDING THERE IS.
Natalie Allison
@natalie_allison4h
President Trump posted a more than 1300-word rant against Bill Maher, in which he tucks in that he is “not building a swimming pool in the White House briefing room,” but is still considering moving the press out.
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life chasing that phantom validation. The man's office called, and you saw it as an opportunity to prove to everybody--an absent parent, your 9th grade homeroom teacher who never quite *saw* you, a former friend who, despite having none of your money, is happier than you could
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ever hope to be--that you have gravitas, that your words have cachet, that your opinions and thoughts have reach.....alllll the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, in fact. So you ran all the way there....to spitpolish the Commander in Chief's ashy, havarti-coated balls.
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I just want to make sure I have this right.... It was critical to re-elect ......*this* guy.....beeeeecauuuuuseeeee ......it was the only way to protect.....*Christianity*......which is....under *attack*......from someone who is ......NOT *this* guy. That about the shape of it?
Acyn
@Acyn8h
TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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*This* guy.....this guy is the standard-bearer forrrrrr.....the party ooooof......✌🏾family✌🏾✌🏾values✌🏾.
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Dad: Where have you been lately? Me: Like court-wise? Dad: Yeah. Me: Mmm....FFX last week. But last two weeks, Stafford, Spotsy, Prince William, and King George. Why? Dad: Are those places red or blue? Me: Mmm...FFX blue, PW is blue but doesn't feel like it at all the further
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My father said that, driving around, you'd have NO idea we're like a week out from midterms. And that hit me like a ton of bricks. Because he's absolutely right. I drive a LOT. And in some DECIDEDLY rural outposts. I haven't given it any thought until right this moment....but...
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NO SIGNS....
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fooler initiative retweeted
Amyyy@amyhewitson_Oct 6
I am a die hard Bake Off fan, but WHAT is this season 😭😭😭 why are there relatives in the tent, why can they see what they’re baking in the technical, why can no one seemingly bake that well, what have you done to my fave show 😭 #GBBO
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Yaga's (I'm going to check it out today, but I've been waiting for it) first season......is 8 half hour episodes.
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open.spotify.com/playlist/1l…
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HENNY PEACEFUL HENNY HAPPY. OMG. BEST USE OF THIS APP THERE IS. tiktok.com/t/ZTfmyDPUT/

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I assume he means like those "Be.... all that you can be" commercials of my childhood. And not what I know y'all are thinking, you nasty, nasty buzzards.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
Trump on his generals: "These good were so good looking. I wanted to go out immediately and make a movie."
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And my client just found the doc I needed!!!! So now we can tell opposing counsel at law firms 2 and 3 to suck ass!!! ***reggae horns*** ***British finger snap***
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I'm not kidding when I tell you it was top 5 greatest gifts anyone has ever given me. And you need to understand how big a statement that is since I literally bought a car for the first time in my entire life 6 mos ago. You'll also probably get it more if you know even a
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little bit about adhd hyperfixation.
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Anyway....I just announced that I not only want to do it again this year, but that I want it to be my gift from now on. Lolol. I also announced that I have my topic.
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