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(1985 - November) Time Machine Maintenance - December (1986 - January) #1985EyesNEars is live!

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Joined January 2012
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BTS @ Williams Center, Rutherford, NJ. 11/7/26
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BTS @ Williams Center, Rutherford, NJ. 11/7/26
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How about when the voice of an AI youtube video goes "...translation, " and then follows up the AI bullshit information with an AI attempt at dumbing it down for you. Like..."This burger joint has been around since 1898...translation, it's well established. " fuck you "man"...
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Hold on a sec, I'm gonna tier rank your fucking face.
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Man how good were Kings Of Leon... just wished they went Bon Jovi after 1-2 more good ones. I know it was in there. Eh, good for them. Get your money and fuck everyone else. Nobody cares about anyone anyway.
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"Oh it's data now man!" Yeah.. but.. You still have an option. Nobody forced you to download conveniences like Spotify or Grubhub. That's a choice right now. Can chuck a cd in to a boom box and call the fuckn restaurant to order from a landline... unless....
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You bought an Echo or needed a doorbell to tell you when someone was on your steps. You dumb fuck. Like there's The Purge going on. Keep it up. You know what? Get a toilet that shares your asshole shape with the world because they've convinced you shitting is easier with it. Nice
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Really though...so glad I'll be closing my eyes for the last time just as AI legit passes thru this wild west shit much like the internet went through. Sorry you'll have a new master to answer to..not even a tiny joke. Every single thing you do will be data for some fuckfaces.
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Chat, can we get some "W"s in the chat, chat?
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Chat, can we get some "W"s in the chat, chat?
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anus.
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If I see one more mukbang in a car I might will an aneurysm.
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The 5th thru 8th horsemen of the #1985EyesNEars apocalypse.
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The first 4 horsemen of #1985EyesNEars Rank them...
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What a good stress free day of NFL games. Man.
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More Halloween playlist. 5 9 percenters in and it's only 6:45
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It's that time of year again! Drunk candy doling in full effect at this early hour...Halloween playlist in full spooky mutha fuckin effect!
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Is there a situation more fitting for a non-homicidal human being to contemplate murder more so than when a leaf blower nearby is switched on at the EXACT legal time of public noise allowance?
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Sickened by my peers response to cameras in the work trucks "making them better drivers"...also aware enough to not mention that it's just another tool to say "bad boy" while insulting the fact you've driven for the company w/o incident for decades. No reward, only punishment.
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