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How I made a claymation music video with zero clay 👻🎬
Microwave Ghosts, start to finish ⬇️
"Here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry." Duff Man is on guard at Universal Orlando, and the three vats are right behind him. I'm still checking if they share the same pipe. Which Duff would you pick? 🍺
#TheSimpsons
A chainsaw clown at Duff Gardens, Peely from Fortnite glowing in the dark, a very creepy ice cream cone, and a VW Beetle that looked like it was laughing at me. Universal's Halloween night was something else. Which one would you run from first? 🤡
Huge thank you to every performer, fire dancer and crew member behind Nightmare Fuel: Blood Noir at Halloween Horror Nights. The talent, the heat and the energy were unreal, and watching everyone take a bow together on closing night was the best part. Have you ever seen a show like this live? 🔥👏
Marigolds, candles and a little pan de muerto to celebrate the people we love and miss. Who's someone you're thinking of today? 🕯️🌼
When your team won yesterday and you walk into work like it's a national holiday. Victory Monday or just a regular Monday for you? 🏈
Good morning! Cloudy skies over the Universal globe, but the coasters didn't care. What's the best theme park ride you've ever been on? 🎢
Meatloaf Knight's first words to Ariel: "are you awake…" 🥩⛸️ Shadows EP, out now. What would you say to her?
Walked into a First Order hangar and they were not happy to see me. Admiral Ackbar called it, it's a trap, and I rode it anyway. Have you ever been captured by the First Order? 🚀
Clocks fell back and gave us all a bonus hour. I spent mine arguing with the microwave. What did you do with yours? ⏰
Good morning! The last Halloween sunset lit up the pumpkin patch and the old tractor. What was your favorite fall moment this year? 🍂🎃
The Birth of A Candy Bar
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Ms. Hershey
behind the Power House on 5th Avenue. He began unstrapping her Reeces
Cups. With his Butterfingers he started feeling her Mounds which he
thought would be Good and Plenty, but turned out to be real Milk Duds.
As he Snickered, his $100,000 Bar went up her Milky Way. She screamed
"Oh Henry" and squeezed his Tootsie Roll, by its Jujubees and the
result was an Almond Joy and nine months later, a Chunky Baby Ruth.
The neighborhood welcoming committee showed up early for Halloween. 🦇 I counted about 30 of them. What's the creepiest thing you've spotted this October?
The Traveling Wilburys edition: Jeff Lynne at the window, Bob Dylan not ready for it. "It's down to just you and me, Bob." Who was your favorite Wilbury?
