I’m ready to be hurt again.

Whose nasty ass came up with onion rings

No … no … this can’t be … w-what did I do? WHAT DID I DO???

As someone who has cheated on every girl he’s been with and has never been cheated on, I don’t think cheating is a big deal

Been calling pretty girls W Eats

> ask receptionist if their iceberg video is I Feel Fantastic or YAYVIDEOGAMES > she laughs and says “it’s a good iceberg video sir” > watch video > it’s I Feel Fantastic

What the hell was Scrappy Doo’s problem

OMFG IF ETHAN GOT TAMARA PREGNANT THEN … well … hm idk i guess i don’t really care that much

I’d rather be terrible with him than with Tyler Herro. Whatever. Glad a legend is playing for us.

Okay so the Heat are terrible. You know what? I can’t control that. Let them be terrible. I’ll do me. They do them. Whatever.

Did you see Hamzah and Clairo got married

I let this dude merge in front of me and now he thinks we’re dating or something

Boy we’re putting your ass in a Reddit confession thread

Thought I was brave enough to give her a hug after pre algebra. Wasn’t. Don’t think I’ll ever be brave enough. Uncrustable, goldfish, grapes, and water bottle my mom packed for me.

Woke up with blood coming out of my ears

I’m sorry for knowing you so intimately.

Heat are fucking garbage and this girl left me on seen I don’t even know why I wake up in the morning

I tied my self worth to a basketball team before seeing them play one game

Who wants to go harass poll workers with me later?