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Solid dad, decent husband, realtor and occasional soccer coach

Mandeville, LA
Joined March 2012
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Had this red been rescinded for a Cabo Verde player, the world would be rejoicing, instead the near 90% of the world that never thought this was a red is now outraged.
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While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
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Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?
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What if I told you that one day in your late 40s you’ll be forced to fast then drink something that makes you violently shit for 24-hours before a group of doctors drug you and shove a camera up your ass and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes?
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If you leave people from New Orleans in line at Walgreens long enough, they’re going to start talking about how they lost everything in Katrina
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Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch. President Trump now oversees the military and the FAA. One of his first acts was to fire and suspend some of the key personnel who helped keep our skies safe. Time for the President to show actual leadership and explain what he will do to prevent this from happening again.
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Next jersey is for my #Saints family. This jersey is game worn (from 2014 I think). RETWEET TO WIN! Will announce winner at start of 3rd quarter. Thanks for helping raise awareness and money for @TeamGleason #PuntForALS
Eagles fans, want my 2 Super Bowl tickets? A donation to PuntForALS.org gives you a chance! Winner will be chosen tomorrow, Monday January 27 at noon central. Almost to our season long goal of $100K. #ALS #PuntForALS #SuperBowl #Eagles
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VERMONT MEN'S SOCCER WINS ITS FIRST-EVER NCAA TITLE WITH A DRAMATIC SUDDEN DEATH EXTRA TIME GOAL 😱 WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE CATAMOUNTS 👏 #SCTop10
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Weird how all the talk about people trying to steal the election ceases.
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Michael retweeted
god watching you steal welfare money
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I am sick to my fucking stomach that a convicted felon is this close to the White House after everything that has happened.
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No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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“Now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” -take one guess
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Picking up Derek Carr off waivers for Fantasy Football knowing next week he will throw for 175Yards 1td/1int and a fumble.
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After all that stoppage…4+ minutes…insane @FOXSoccer
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Damn. Alabama is fucked.
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Detroits receivers giving this one away.
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Another reason to dislike DA. This isn’t youth sports, this is professional football. Apologizing after the one time the offense shows up all year isn’t it.
Dennis Allen apologized to #DirtyBirds after game Sunday. Says he told #Saints players to go into "victory formation" and take a knee, but players decided they wanted to get RB Jamaal Williams a TD. Atlanta HC Arthur Smith cursing DA after the game as they met at midfield.
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