@michael_twining

unbowed, probably running

 Houston, TX
Joined December 2011
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I'm embarrassed
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Holy softball drama. Love it, kindof.
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Avatar tricked a whole bunch of adults into watching a 3 hour imax cartoon. That's just impressive.
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FSU:
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#hookem
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Wins and losses aside, Sark has grown on me more than just about anyone that I can remember in CFB in general in my lifetime. Dude is genuinely great.
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I like how the first 10 minutes of Rocky2 is just the last 10 minutes of Rocky1.
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"don't be so arrogant to think that God can't work through your failures."
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Re: CU/CSU rivalry What's the o/u on number of kids on that buffs roster that had ever watched this rivalry game before
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Determined to keep the miles going at like 35-30 mpw this summer. starting to wonder if maybe ctx isn't the best place for that.
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Goonies. Sandlot. Bill and Ted's.
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Starting line for my first 50 mile at Brazos Bend. Someone please send a mystery cold front.
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Disaster! I don't know if it was the near 90F heat or the distance or both (definitely both), but Michael made it 34.5 miles and called it. Was fun! I think. Very much looking forward to Dairy Queen soon.
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Pro-tip: tweeting in the third-person is a good way to distance yourself from your defeats!
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I've got a 50mile race coming up in a little more than a week, and I legit don't know how I feel about it. Send help...
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Sussed out a fake new client today. What is wrong with people...
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Officially a member of the "chafed so bad I bled" club. Gotta say, i think it's somehow less fun than it sounds.
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Uncle Owen is the worst farmer I've ever seen.
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I love watching BBQ videos where people are like "I discovered this secret to making pulled pork EVEN MORE amazing- crisp it up in its own fat!" Alright, I'm very happy for you, but like- that's just kindof carnitas. And yes, it is very delicious.
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