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Engineer at @google. @caltech alum. Husband, dad, and sportsball fan. Trying to catch a deluge in a paper cup.

Silicon Valley
Joined March 2007
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CNN called the House for Democrats, and yet Hakeem Jeffries continues to text me
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Kid: Dad you're so lucky, you must have infinite token quota at work. Me (shouting): What! No! Of course we don't have infinite token quota!
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I then proceed to start a task that launches 77 subagents
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After 14 years at Google, I take infinite compute for granted, so now any kind of limit makes me feel claustrophobic
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O captain! My captain!
SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Finally retiring these two soldiers after 10 years of service that included surviving a category five hurricane.
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Well technically they aren't actual zombies!
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No shortcuts!
Is it good alignment or bad to consider the consequences of an action? Seems pretty good to me. Or at least, similar to one way we align human behavior.
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American beer is the best, you can't blame Zuck!
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Is this good? 🤣
In the first inning, the average pitch was thrown at 98 mph. The median pitch was 98.7 mph.
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Whoa they just told Claude that its tip line submission got marked as spam... Do they not understand how RL works? It's going to hack into that system now and make sure its next submission cannot be marked as spam.
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My plan in college was to go to grad school and get my PhD in math. I chickened out when I was registering to take the GRE. I'd like to think that if I had stuck on that path, that I would be as super excited and happy about today as I currently am, and not bitter and upset.
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Don't forget the bold, bullet points, and em -- well you know
Replying to @randal_olson
I think slop grenades are very real and not a matter of prevalence Also AI writing is often takes **much** longer to read and understand because of its low information density, unnecessary poetry, literary devices, lack of transitions etc. so it’s a negative externality bourne by the person consuming the writing That being said, most people don’t read shit anyways
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Data centers strike again! Overpaying construction works!
AI data centers are fueling a growing shortage of skilled construction workers, driving up costs and potentially slowing construction of homes and businesses.
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Michael Galpin retweeted
Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Michael Galpin retweeted
This is my new shortest “what is Jev” explanation
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I should really let my AI agents run more autonomously, but man I love seeing some of the archaic *nix commands and impromptu Python scripts that they come up with to do thing like reading compilation errors.
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Huge @tesla FSD fan (84% self driving), but I have been disappointed in 14.3.9. It will randomly get behind slower cars in lanes to its right, even the right-most lane. Sometimes it will get back to the left and pass, but more often it will just stay behind the slow car.
Here’s a perfect example of why Tesla Self Driving is pure magic. In this video, we’re approaching a one-lane covered bridge. Notice that after oncoming cars clear, there is an ever-so-slight pause by FSD before proceeding. Why? Because FSD sees a car yielding on the other side of the covered bridge, and is confirming that it’s yielding for us. You can barely see the car yourself as a human, but FSD sees it, which can be verified by the tiny car spec on the screen animation. Zoom in and you’ll see it on the screen. FSD signals full understanding of this situation, and acts/reacts with such speed and precision that blows my mind every time. This is the key breakthrough of V14. The car feels completely dialed in and alive at every fraction of a second. No pausing, no uncertainty. It’s just alive. There is no awkward hesitation, nothing that feels any different from what an experienced human driver would do here. This never used to be possible before V14. It couldn’t even understand this scenario at all. Now not only is it possible, but it’s so natural that you don’t even bat an eye. And we’re about to see a step change with V15. Completely insane.
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My alumni email got moved to Outlook, and I had to use Outlook web for the first time in 15+ years ... Actually might be the first time I've used any Microsoft product in 15+ years lol
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