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Florence & The Machine Songs As RPG Characters
Bit of a diversion here but I’ve been listening to the “Lungs” album audio up in my Goth Tower, and I started thinking of who these songs remind me of.
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I just realized if my kids hear 80’s music, that’s like me in high school listening to GD Bing Crosby, Doris Day, or The Andrew’s Sisters what the doddamn fuck?
My kid has SO much trouble resuming the normal sleep and school schedule.
He’s up AND functional now, and wants to get to school in time for recess.
Ugh. I forgot and used the 35 lb weight even though I haven’t been in the gym for two years, and now my triceps are in a convoy to Washington.
*At speeding ticket hearing*
Your honor, the radio played Hey Ya followed by Heartbreaker I rest my case.
12.Blinding
Ending depression with a shocking revelation.
The ORACLE SHAKEN,
NOT STIRRED
You’re always half-awake, seeing the dead and those yet to come, startling w sudden shouts, writhing w epilepsy, & voicing anachronisms. Show ‘em how it’s done.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Da6bBK…
13."You've Got the Love"
Thank goodness for the inspirational support of a great relationship!
The GLEEFUL PALADIN
You strike an upbeat tempo during a hard day of utterly destroying infidels with your patented Smitemeister Maneuver. They had it coming.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZhN6…