"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line
Dennistoun, Glasgow
Joined January 2009
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Michael M 👽 retweeted
I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.
Michael M 👽 retweeted
This is like string theory in action,the universe is just a giant vibrating Holness!
Michael M 👽 retweeted
SLIME CITY LIVE IN YOUR TOWN (provided those towns are Edinburgh or Newcastle)
🗓️ 14 MAY // EDINBURGH Mash House w/ The Citrines
🗓️ 15 MAY // NEWCASTLE @CumberlandArms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island
Ticket link in the comments!
More shows to come, stay vigilant.
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Step into Christmas by Elton John but all the lyrics are 'welcome to my christmas song'
youtube.com/watch?v=UuX5REQU…
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' but all the lyrics are 'THE MOON IS RIGHT'
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Michael M 👽 retweeted
"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary."
Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush show with the legends @DespJournalist.
Photos by Chris Hogge
Full review link in the thread 👇
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Might be good ✅
Might be shite 💩
Join me and my friends Leon and Neil from Oasics on UNKNOWN TREASURES, a livestream show in which I play a vinyl record I've found in a charity shop I've never heard before. It'll be nice.
🗓️ WED 8 OCT 🕘 9-10 PM GMTV 🌐
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Here's a daft cover I did of my favourite Ramones song 'Sheena Is A Punk Rocker' as part of a tribute to Joey Ramone earlier this year.
I think I was supposed to make it my own but it's basically EXACTLY THE SAME as the original record because you can't piss on perfection.
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Might be good
Might be shite
Join my first ever livestream tomorrow night for UNKNOWN TREASURES, a show in which I play a vinyl record I found in a charity shop I've never heard and we talk about it together (or, more likely, I talk to myself).
📅 Thu 25 Sep 🕘 9-10 pm UK GMTV
Michael M 👽 retweeted
I'm doing my first ever livestream 😬
Join me for 'UNKNOWN TREASURES', where I spin rogue forgotten vinyl that I've found in charity shops and we listen to it for the first time together.
First stream is Thursday 📅 Thursday 25 Sep 🕘 9-10pm UK
Michael M 👽 retweeted
Well, the secret is out, I guess... We're playing #Coachella2026 ✨
Join us on the main stage as we headline alongside a good Scottish lassie Sabrina Carpenter, who used to go to our school in cumbernauld. She's promised to do a shoe solo.
#itsnotrealffs
Michael M 👽 retweeted
⚠️ LAST DAY FOR PRE-ORDERS ⚠️
Thanks to everyone who has already pre-ordered our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 and all the daft incentives that go along with it.
These pre-orders have helped fund making the album a real actual thing, so every penny counts 🙏
Michael M 👽 retweeted
The legendary @VicGalloway will be spinning our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' on @BBCRadioScot tonight! Tune in, using your internet tuning devices, from 8pm!
