I probably got with your dad | Instagram is michaelod13 | 🔞@myculod

NY/FL • 19 • MDNI
Joined June 2025
I’m about to shower is that ok?
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I don’t think I should’ve told my friends to download Twitter
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does anyone want a kiss from a twink named michael!! ?
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I need to move out these people are insane
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I need to be media trained is there like classes for that or how do I like do that
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michael!! retweeted
NEW KIM PICS!!
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Why did we all just collectively stop talking about the files I kinda realized it just now
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but if you are Alex Chapman or the same genre of man you can hit me up whenever u want idk
I think I’m out of my having sex with 30 year olds phase bc I’m so uninterested every time now
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I think I’m out of my having sex with 30 year olds phase bc I’m so uninterested every time now
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The chokehold that vroom vroom and released at last have on me and my friend in the car is insane like these are rlly staple car ride EPs
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gay guys who still stan Nicki Minaj are dumb as fuck and I’m shocked they aren’t more embarrassed send tweet
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aint no way you're a good person and have a big dick
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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i dont feel bad for you guys thats totally on You for installing vibecoded shit LOL
after having to force reboot my switch 2 like 8 or so times for smilebasic, it seems kinda f*ckef even after uninstalling it :(
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that one oomf that is annoying asf
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my artpop really could mean anything huh?
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Is everyone randomly losing a bunch of followers or am I receiving lashings behind the scenes
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Should I feast at 12am I think yes
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I have made one (1) irl friend from twitter and it’s someone I usually wanna punch
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