Guinness, Arsenal, McDonalds, Shiraz, Simple!
Brundall, England
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Michael King retweeted
Isak - £125m
Barcola - £105m
Wirtz - £107m
Shots on target between all three - 0
Masterclass.
Michael King retweeted
Big night for Spurs.
If they beat Coventry, they will finally have won more league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026 than Eberechi Eze.
Michael King retweeted
If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.5 billion years old and you’ve managed to exist at the same time as this era of Tottenham Hotspur.
Michael King retweeted
we’ve delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal
Michael King retweeted
Arsenal have won the same amount of league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium this year as Spurs.
It's August.
Come on @paddypower you have to pay out Arsenal as Champions again now their 2 main title rivals Man Utd and Spuds have lost their opening game 🤣🤣🤣
Michael King retweeted
I have a ticket for the Arsenal vs PSG game on Saturday. I didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding, so I can't go!! If you're interested and want to go, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and his name is Andy…
Michael King retweeted
Hey @Arsenal, it's almost time 🏆
🎨 @somethingsavage
Michael King retweeted
A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.
Get fucked, all of you.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
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