the problem is everyone in the crowd thinking it bangs. I'm suggesting mandatory IQ tests to enter clubs
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if you want to know what your poo smells like just do a fart you don't have to commit to a full poo
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it's pretty intolerant that there isn't an emoji for me to let everyone know that i want to be fucked in the anus. to be clear: i don't actually want to be fucked in the anus, currently, but it feels like a microaggression that it's not an option if the feelings ever do come up
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The order of mid-gen Xboxes went:
Xbox360
Xbox360 S
Xbox360 E
XboxOne
XboxOne S
XboxOne X
Missed opportunity that Microsoft never released an 360 X or XboxOne E, as this would have spelt SEX - and this would have been the closest thing to sex for gamers. Thank you, thank you馃拹
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what's this name chase & status all about then? is one of them always running after stuff and the other's always posting about it online like "yeah he's still running lmao"
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Every time I see Gal Gadot trending I get excited for DS9 memes but then it's just some cringe dumbass
it's similar because when you do it all weekend you feel like you're wasting your life
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i've astutely noticed that a lot of films are adapted from books, but no one ever thinks to write a book based on a film
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Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp going down has probably saved a lot of lives. People who'd planned on ending it all today won't want people thinking the social media outage pushed them over the edge.
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finally had enough of @Dominos_UK imposing their potato wedgers and garlic frisbee on deals. friendship with dominos ended. now @pizzahutuk is my best friend 馃
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it's sad knowing that I'll never make another track again because I will never be able to finish this one 馃槩
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