NEVER LIED A DAY IN HER LIFE.

What do you mean by that.

You guys will never guess where i’m at.

What do you mean bullshit LOOK AT US?

WHY’S HE NAKED.

“That was — right in my ear.”

Comfortably dozing off in his grasp. That was, until that last bit. Eyes crack wide open. “ —Jeez. Yeah, he’s fine.” Tendril slips from seemingly nowhere to gently pat at the blond’s head. Reassuring, before slipping back into the avenger.

“Yeah, been busy being a hero and a dad and yada yadayadayada..,” Nuzzling. Hum. “Missed ya.”

THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.

Flopping ontop of @letalisvenom

I’ll do you one better. Let’s kill him.

Hey, hey .. That was the * other Scott. Y’know, the one that’s supposed to have hung up the helmet two decades ago. Not me. Sam’s Cap. Always will be. * 😉

.. Hi.

That’d SOUND like a good plan on paper, but — I’m sure the X-Men will be real quick to notice.

I’m so fucking scared.

WELLLLL.

Blame the ugly scott he messed it up for the rest of us.