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John C. retweeted
Mind you they performed Knuck if You Buck during A TIMEOUT 😭
There is no place on Earth like this
John C. retweeted
Guess I should've posted her first day pic for y'all. My bad.
What's funny is during chemo, she rarely ate unless it was @ChickfilA.
12 years later, she still orders the exact same meal, and the first job she wanted was with them. Pretty sure it's for the discount. 😂
John C. retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
John C. retweeted
Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
John C. retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary.
Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
John C. retweeted
If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
John C. retweeted
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. Days before a tight election, Georgia Republican leaders unveil a blockbuster jobs deal and hold it up as proof voters should keep the GOP in charge. #gapol
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John C. retweeted
Omg you guys, it's true. Ilhan Omar came here on a student visa, then quit school and just started working. Total immigration fraud, blatant.
Oh wait, that wasn't Ilhan, that was Elon.
John C. retweeted
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is the most out of touch administration since the monarchy of Louis XVI.
John C. retweeted
Talarico: I am tired of us being divided into teams left versus right, blue versus red, urban versus rural. The truth is we're all on the same team.
How many people here have a an elderly parent or grandparent who needs care? So do I.
How many people here struggle to afford the high price of everything these days? So do I.
How many people here know what it means to carry the burden of student debt, or credit card debt or medical debt? So do I
The truth is that we are all on the same team. We are far more the same than we are different.
John C. retweeted
October 20, 2018
The day Washington State took over college football.
College GameDay made its first-ever trip to Pullman and the Cougars delivered.
Gardner Minshew outperformed Justin Herbert and the Cougars beat the Oregon Ducks, 34-20.
