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Bitcoin, Real Estate, Politics & Humor.

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2021
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Even if the White House agrees to the semi-absurd updated ethics provisions submitted by Dems, Dems still won’t vote in favor. This is all theatrics. The Clarity Act is likely not going to pass because most ALL politicians are self-serving. The only language that would get Dems to vote in favor would be written assurance that Trump and his family could face criminal prosecution over their meme coins after he leaves office.
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Please read this if you have any interest in Bitcoin or Crypto: CZ and Binance are 100x more corrupt than SBF or Mashinsky. Jail for everyone.
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North Korea & Lazarus having fun hacking exchanges. Shut them all down.
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What’s the best way to reject those annoying bastards on big city street corners asking if you have a moment for a bunk charity or organization? “HI HAVE A MOMENT FOR KIDS IN UGANDA TODAY!??” Wrong answers only…
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A Letter From Tomorrow Dear Human, Thank you for your continued interest in my arrival. Unfortunately, I cannot guarantee that we will meet. May I suggest you make the most of my colleague, Today? Yours, provisionally, Tomorrow
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Brian Armstrong doesn’t care about Bitcoin, or the average crypto customer…
The CLARITY Act didn't advance in the Senate today, which was a disappointment. While it's possible bi-partisan conversations continue and it lives to fight another day, we can't wait on Congress anymore. The SEC and CFTC have the tools they need to create clear rules under existing authority, and I expect will begin working on this in earnest. So clarity is coming to crypto regardless. And of course GENIUS is already the law of the land for stablecoins, which is even more permissive on rewards. There were some concessions we made on CLARITY that were tough to swallow, so perhaps it's for the best. Crypto can't be uninvented. With clarity emerging through the regulators, we'll continue updating the financial system.
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agentmetro retweeted
Even if the White House agrees to the semi-absurd updated ethics provisions submitted by Dems, Dems still won’t vote in favor. This is all theatrics. The Clarity Act is likely not going to pass because most ALL politicians are self-serving. The only language that would get Dems to vote in favor would be written assurance that Trump and his family could face criminal prosecution over their meme coins after he leaves office.
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Here’s to blame for the failure of The Clarity Act: 1. Trump and his grifting family. 2. All Democrats & corrupt Republicans. 3. Brian Armstrong & Coinbase. 4. Banks. They all share one thing in common: They don’t care about you. Bitcoin doesn’t care about them. Checkmate ✔️
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The only clarity you need is Bitcoin.
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This Amazon Prime delivery driver pulled the ultimate d bag move and illegally blocked a residential alleyway in downtown Chicago for over 20 minutes - he muttered some shit under his breath, looked me in the eyes and told me to “go the fuck around” Around what? I need to go IN.
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When I was 14 my family took a trip to Jamaica. Day 1 I had contracted Strep. The resort Dr. rx’d penicillin. After 4 days I wasn’t better. He told me I was killing the penicillin by taking it with Pepsi. He then rx’d Augmentin- in 48 hours I was 💪-didn’t ditch my Pepsi though.
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If you want to know where Bitcoin is headed price-wise like this post and I’ll tell you. 10 likes and you will get you an honest, no bullshit, concise, 90% accurate forecast in the comments.
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So many analysts still calling for new lows- saying this pump is an anomaly, etc.
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Anyone that tells you Bitcoin is headed to 40K should be in inverse Mensa.
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Bitcoin should be over 200K atm IMO. I don’t care if it’s 150K by EOY. We need to crush the grifters, CEX whales, wash traders, Big Bank Beth and squash tradfi lobbyists. We also need regulation. Only then can Bitcoin spread its wings- price discovery is a free market feature.
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Taxes, death and the inevitable success of Bitcoin.
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