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Joined February 2025
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Saw an uncommon bird in my area don’t text
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A male Tennessee warbler if you even care. I think he’s on the younger side cause he was v green.
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Buddy is late for migration and stopped in for seeds
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My cat never believes me when I tell her she’s gonna hate the weather when she wants out on the deck but Elizabeth Holmes dot gif
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She acts like I’m gatekeeping just to be a dick but nah girl I just know you’re gonna push your way back inside in 2 mins or less and not close the door behind you
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sorry i got weird. i thought we were getting weird.
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Omfg kid dressed as the captain of the titanic w the whole boat around him and his mom wearing a white sweatshirt that says ICEBERG I am ded
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There are blinking lights inside the ship yall they really went all out it’s amazing
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Someone is setting off firecrackers bc ig it’s important to scare the local dogs too or smthg
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Dressed up as a woman who hasn’t been sleeping or taking her meds on schedule and can barely find the will to participate but hopes that the joy of children will help relieve the recent tedium of existence
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me liking everyone's fun little Halloween costumes on here
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It’s called devils night because we’re all horny and going to hell
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The idea of Real Men is a propaganda campaign established by the patriarchy to try to make Women seem incapable
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It’s nice to see how your whole thing is now
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This book so far has been theee perfect remedy for how tedious the last book was. Recommend for science enjoyers
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Also it has an illustration at the beginning of each chapter, and I think that's cute and nice
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I'm 40 years old, and graduated from university in the summer of 2008. Throughout my entire adult life the prevailing narrative has been about cuts, "painful" years, and ever-increasing inequality. And mainstream politicians wonder why people are so angry.
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A guy that doesn’t love himself is going to punish you for loving him
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