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Had a trip to meet his idol on the line and he really went 0-12 in the World Series
Taylor Walls did the Trump "Fight! Fight!" after this double
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ethan retweeted
and they say white people don’t have culture
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“Then I thought to myself - has anything like, really scary happened at a college gathering in Utah recently? Should we really be amplifying reasons for people to hate my guts” Comparing yourself to Charlie Kirk is crazy work, Pat
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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Replying to @tomnweston
Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston
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This one found the intersection of Vikings fans, right wingers, and dipshits. Responses are as low IQ as expected.
Remember when Paul Allen suggested that Minnesotans who were protesting the killing & assault of our neighbors were paid protesters? Yeah fuck this guy.
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Remember when Paul Allen suggested that Minnesotans who were protesting the killing & assault of our neighbors were paid protesters? Yeah fuck this guy.
Paul Allen sounds the Gjallarhorn to celebrate his 500th game as the Vikings play by play announcer.
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The comments are all people ripping him - and you know he’s reading all of it 😂
Let's CELEBRATE the hell out of College Football.. What am I supposed to do... Thank you Coach Saban 😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
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God damn I love Wisconsin
Replying to @BenVerlander
Buddy we’re tailgating the line to get in
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Baby Keem edits over a UP campaign stop. Abdul has the juice.
“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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It’s batshit insane that Soulja Boy has a more articulate, informed take about what’s happening in Paris than the Vice President of the United States
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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The Boomers who bought their homes for magic beans and now want to raise taxes on everyone else to pay for their social security while also not wanting to pay property taxes for their palatial estates should all be tossed in a volcano. One last luxury cruise for them.
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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Bears fans continue to be some of the worst in all of professional sports
Entire Atlanta bench has emptied on the field as trainers are efforting getting Kendal Daniels on the cart. Bears players are telling fans chanting “Green Bay sucks” to stop doing that.
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If you held a gun to my head and told me the only way I’m walking out alive is by listening to 5 seconds of a Kyle Kuzma podcast, I’d snatch the gun from you and do it myself.
NBA player & venture capitalist @kylekuzma is launching his own podcast @readtheroomshow where he will discuss a wide range of topics including investing, technology and culture with special guests in partnership with @investedhq.
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Really unfortunate that some of the dumbest people in existence also provide some of the greatest lines
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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Very excited to see pissed off Fox this season #PorVida
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Corniest, most hyper-online QB in the league. You’re coming back from a pulled hammy, relax guy
Caleb Williams has updated his Instagram picture to John Wick He's also changed his bio to "I'm inevitable." Looks like Williams is ready to return
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WHAT WAS THAT BENJAMIN???
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