Mark

God save the Queen #GSTQ My boss of 22 years, respected and loved by all of us in HM Armed Forces.

3 shit penalties

#EuropaLeague Manure lose on the night to Roma but make it to the European Mediocre League final, where they’ll play another mediocre team in the hope of being crowned Mediocre Champions of the also rans.

Manure being given another game by officials. A foul after Cavani had already missed the ball, penalty awarded by ref and var ... poor.#EuropaLeague

Petition: Stricter laws governing the purchase/acquisition/possession of crossbows petition.parliament.uk/petit… This is our town please sign the petition, it takes moments but could save a life. #oldham

Two shots on goal, two goals. No corners how do they keep getting away with it. Manure #EuropaLeague

Why do @btsportfootball pay Peter Walton to comment on VAR, he never gets the decision right. Waste of money. #ChampionsLeague

RIP Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh #GodSaveTheQueen

Roy K: What was that ball about Bruno? Bruno F: Another fine example of my defence splitting pass to where the ball boy should be stood, do I win Man of the Match?

#bbcfootball #MNUWHU Roy K “What was your impact on the game?” Bruno F “The McTominay goal was started 18 passes earlier with my 35 yard back pass, making me the man of the match”

Shit, the guy from the Royle Family has just pulled one back for manure #SOUMUN

I can’t help thinking the record producers have dropped the ball in naming this album, should’ve called it “Christmas BoeBall”

Oldham Radio News: Police are not going to target Trick or Treaters specifically (so are going to interact with them). 1/3 of kids takings in fines, the cop shops will be awash with Haribo and Swizzels. #COVID19 #Covid19UK

If you live to 99 years old you get your birthday on a Saturday approx 14 times, 7 of the times you are too young or too old to enjoy it, today I have lost one to bloody Covid, thanks Boris. #COVID19 #coronavirusuk #coronavirus

SNP's Margaret Ferrier guilty attempted manslaughter. Shame there is no such offence. Certainly reckless endangerment. #COVID19

Was SNP's Margaret Ferrier using the NHS App for tracking the virus and tracing the contacts that she recklessly endangered, or is this one more thing she was doing wrong. The Police will fine her £1000 which is probably the equivalent of fining me a tenner. #COVID19

Village Manor Bakery, Waterhead just allowed me to queue for 30 mins, for me to be next in the queue, server took a phone call and sold the last of the items I had queued for, then lied to my face saying it was a preorder, I heard her take the call & saw her write down the order.