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I used to think of myself as a Bridget Jones type but I now know that I'm more Fleabag.

Rossendale, Lancashire, UK
Joined August 2010
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Oh no…. I wish you well… If you want to come to another.. It’ll be on me.. tweet me and I’ll sort!!!
Can't believe that after having tickets for @realmartinkemp at @BishopTownHall for over 2 years, we've tested positive today 😢 Absolutely gutted 😭
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Watching @FreshMovie @DaisyEdgarJones for the third night in a row! What an amazing piece of art! Totally original in every way! Brilliantly scripted, directed & acted. Just a fantastic film & will always be in my top ten films list from now on.
Never has a truer words been spoken!
Went for my smear test today. The nurse said, "Can you spread your legs?". I said, "I always do!" Then it was over. Don't forget to keep your smear test appointment ladies.
I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews
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This plank would have been striding around the Titanic shouting, “I will certainly NOT get into a lifeboat, I am at supper. This is a monstrous imposition.”
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Wow. They say they want to see their papers. I’d like to see their diploma.
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I live right next to a newly locked-down suburb in Melbourne. I have canceled all plans for my 50th birthday. I’ll lock down again if asked. Why? Cos when I left London in March, the UK had 140 deaths. They now have over 40,000. I’d rather be safe.
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The classic mistake that boomers make is thinking they've got houses because they worked hard. But millennials know that it doesn't matter how hard they work, THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE.
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That the parks even have to put this up is bad enough. That it is so ignored that one of the Regent’s Park staff said they had never known litter like it is even worse. ⁦@BorisJohnson⁩ talks of commonsense prevailing. Like so much else he says, it is not in the real world
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Maureen Mahon retweeted
The harshest possible lesson for political leaders the world over: Nature doesn’t care who you are or how many votes you got. The only way to deal with reality is to take advice from experts, think carefullly and make decisions based on evidence rather than ideology.
Replying to @closefrank
Time to close Europe's borders to US visitors? @realDonaldTrump
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Maureen Mahon retweeted
I am Jewish I am an Israeli citizen, And I will tell you 100% that Rebecca Long-Bailey is not even close to being Anti-Semitic Infact if anyone is Anti-Semitic its that schmuck Keir Starmer who uses Jews as a political football to sack those on the Left The man is a disgrace
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Just having a cup of coffee in my @katespadeny mug & thinking that the lady in the design looks like Marriann @DaisyEdgarJones from @NormalPeopleBBC. #beautiful #stylish #classy
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On this day in 1928, the legendary character actor, voice over artist and musical comedian BERNARD CRIBBINS OBE was born. His career has spanned over 70 years and he is still actively delighting fans with appearances, film and television work. Happy Birthday Bernard.
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Vote Labour. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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I can't that I bumped into @djgarydavies @BBCRadio2 & didn't have my camera on me! Gary if you come out again I'm underneath the third tree on the left!
Maureen Mahon retweeted
Imagine visiting Auschwitz and making it your priority to take a photo with your ass sticking out on the same tracks that transported millions to their death.
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