I’m ready to have the conversation about the Wirecutter video slandering Alison Roman’s tomato sauce if you are.

She looks very latina but in like a goth suicidal suburban teenager way

Showed up half an hour early to my 7pm Fjord showing. So quiet and empty in this AMC theater I swear I can hear the bugs crawling around

Told my bf I was experiencing extreme borderline fatal anxiety this week and he reminded me that it’s because I randomly stopped taking my Lexapro 3 months ago. So now I’m mad at him

Drinking protein shake (tastes like shit) while walking down the street (smells like piss)!

Doing this to Troye so he comes out already

This particular outfit did not have this kind of hoodie piece to it.

Sean sending me his summer recap edit and I’m like not in it

Saying you prefer fall and winter over spring and summer is a racist dog whistle #ISaidWhatISaid

It’s the soul that needs a surgery

My coworker carrying a piping hot bowl of soup across the office right now

Owning an air mattress is such a burden. Constantly getting texts like “bring your air mattress” or “I have your air mattress.” Waking nightmare

Being hungover is mostly about remembering that you decided to pay for Grindr at 4am

Group of 9th graders boarded my train to work one of them bumped me causing me to spill my entire coffee halfway into my commute. Stay tuned for details of my going away party as I am leaving New York

Gn

I got my freakum dress on! (Carhartts with giant gaping hole in the crotch)

Just ate half a head of iceberg lettuce as a snack

Going back to fire island today for whatever reason