Apparently, according to a handful of CPC MPs, PP is the bringer of darkness, hiding our bright and shining PM, but will only last about an hour. Also, do not look directly at PP, lest you suffer long-term vision damage. What a public service announcement this is.
๐ Today is the day! Here are some safety tips for the solar #eclipse:
๐ Avoid being on the road during the eclipse if possible. If you are driving, keep headlights on for increased visibility.
๐ฆPlease do not stop on the road to view the eclipse. Find a safe location to park.
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Me: *Sleeping on the floor beside my 3yo's bed while she battles a stomach flu*
3yo: Daddy? I love you.
Me: Aww, I love you too.
3yo: Daddy?
Me: Yes, honey?
3yo: Chicken butt.
Even in the depths of hell, she's forever trying to keep it light.
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Today, having finished a review for one of their journals, Elsevier sent me an email asking me to review the *review process*. I suppose that because this particular journal pays an honorarium, they felt obliged to have me to do /something/ for free.
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Kid laughing manically at the breakfast table repeating what sounds like "fire fight!". Two and a half is a fun age.
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Michael Brolley ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
Anyone who attempts to reason about anything complex is using *some kind of model*. Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluding themselves.
The only question is whether you understand your own (implicit) model or not.
Bean: You can get my water, daddy. You can!.
This is what it must be like to be Tony Robbins' butler.
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In my view, the sunshine list has long outlived its use, and now serves only as a means for rage farming and deflection by dishonest politicians. Of course it balloons every damn year by virtue of inflation. They use it to justify budget cuts, but if you account for inflation...
#BREAKING: Ontarioโs โSunshine Listโ balloons to a record 266,903 people trib.al/a3nEiu9
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'fatcats' we need to rage against is ludicrous. Either move the fucking benchmark like we do with our tax brackets, or get rid of it altogether. And shame on @TorontoStar for titling their article this way, as if this record should be surprising after a year of record inflation.
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*Bean wipes paint-covered hands on leather chair*
Me: Babe don't put paint on the chair
Bean: Don't worry, Dad.
Me: uh... Thanks?
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In the futile attempt to get the Bean to eat vegetables,I can't help but recall last month where she wanted to eat a lemon slice and she did it gladly---peel, rind, and all.
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A Canadian culinary icon who inspired some of my early interest in cooking. Mum always had Jean's books around, and I used to flip through them as a kid to marvel at her seemingly endless ideas. Even the coil bindings kept the home chef in mind. nytimes.com/2023/01/09/dininโฆ
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Michael Brolley ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
#StudyTip: Find your exam room before your exam. ๐งญ
Find the guide: bit.ly/3LrC0ks
So, the Bean turns down a very kid friendly chicken pot pie yesterday, and my thought is that today's Xinjiang lamb with a metric tonne of cumin and Sichuan peppercorns is an absolute no-go.
The Bean, after one bite, literally replicating this meme:
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Michael Brolley ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
My brother in Christ you are controlling for a mediator
Control for factors like credit scores and troubling racial gaps almost disappear econ.st/3U2SsLT















