Mike Young

You can now buy Ed Hardy steering wheel covers and floor mats to go with your over-priced tee. Save your money bogosexuals.

Good win to the dees, watch out 15th spot.

Found an unopened packet of party poppers in a bin. Definitely a good day.

My driver's side window explodes randomly - this time when I opened the door. Its like I'm in an action movie...

Vaccinations are too damn expensive, you should be able to barter. 'Yellow fever, my mate reckons he got one down the street for half that'.

Taking my glow in the dark protractor to go throw some shapes at Grafton Primary.

Hurt my back and now I'm stinking of tiger balm.

Bad drivers: Sometimes they're just people trying to operate a handycam at the same time.

Just watched a cracking game, good work by the claret n blue boys.

Saw a mopey guy wearing a Mr Happy t-shirt. Cheer up fella, its not a Mr Mopey t-shirt! Hoo hoo

Actionscript threeee!! *Shakes fist*

Call me when you can buy Scarlett Jofu...

"The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavoured tofu (CloFu)," wrote PETA.

Misjudged the empty light on my fuel gauge and things almost went askew. 'What? No I just like doing mini bunny hops in my car'.

Where did the time go? No really, the last hour...freakin wierd. That'll teach me for working hard...*pats himself on the back*

Fully synced ;)