My tweets seem to be 50% dad jokes and 50% hot DC sports takes these days.
Baltimore, MD
Joined October 2008
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you ok, babe? you’ve barely touched your Mr. Beast’s Feastables Liquid Death Peanut Butter Cup Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
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Reminder to my fellow Commanders fan, our misery is fairly quantified.
As the Commanders season careens towards yet another disaster in my life, it got me thinking: how could my personal DC/Baltimore area rooting interests be more miserable? So I built a tool to give myself, and anyone else who is curious, the answer.
kckdata.com/misery-battery/?…
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Anxious to read about the cultural and societal implications of this deal for the Wizards
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Me on the death of the Washington Post sports section.
This isn't a day to be nostalgic. It's a day to be angry.
theringer.com/2026/02/04/med…
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Wow.
This is the best interception I have ever seen AT ANY LEVEL! Lone Peak High and @Utah_Football commit Kennan Pula with the jaw-dropping pick! #SCtop10
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people don’t respond well to losing their jobs thanks to 21 year old edgelords. who would’ve thought!
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Spencer Carbery got quite the surprise from his family after winning the Jack Adams Award. 🥹
Watch the #NHLAwards on June 12 at 6p ET on @NHL_On_TNT and @Sportsnet before Game 4 of the #StanleyCup Final!
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my daughter gonna be mad at first when her first name lamar, but when she sees this play she should understand
