mildnormal

"can we get a suggestion?"

hope you get them back guy

specific sleep requirement

massachusetts all-boys private high school improv team

"What a spectacular ceremony today, the stuff of fairytales, such pomp only last seen over seventy years ago, today at least 65% of the audience at Westminster today was diapered"

cursed what this company is building the Amazon of

"it's called 'fooping' and it's when you're farting and pooping at the same time"

bread was soaking wet

i like these because they imagine a world where the nypd doesn't carry out trump on their shoulders like he just won the super bowl

schöne sprache

simple as mate saw yis 'avin' a pint in scranchester

love seeing Asse play