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she be wailing on my wood till her mire is moisty

any prns / eighteen! / irish
Joined September 2023
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POPE CLUMSY FOREVER
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when i meet dr pepper
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TΓΊ hijo es antiarte considerate bloqueado
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The real reason Organization 13 didn’t move until after KH1
Replying to @PaopuRika
I like to think this is how Sora canonically beat Saïx 😭😭
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β€œmom im gay” ok β€œmom im lesbian” ok β€œmom im transgender” ok β€œmom im nonbinary” ok β€œmom i hate primetime”
what am I missing
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Replying to @milesclumsy
Obsession is Twitter’s first movie with uncomfortable themes and Primetime is Twitter’s first movie with a morally questionable main character
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twitter cannot handle the possibility that two people on screen can be bad
The Rabbi in To Catch a Predator vs Primetime
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obviously one is worse pedophilic behavior is fucking abhorrent (moral award goes to me)
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> Militech > Provides Military Technology
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hello #ntbts twt i have returned
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middle school akitoya
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Woke 3.0 is here we're making it ILLEGAL to show ID when voting
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#kingdomhearts My keyblade wielder can't be this moe?!
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no one warned me about this late game bro this fucker ansem got 8 phases 😭✌️
Deep Jungle in Kingdom Hearts made me realize maybe i do need that yellow paint after all 😭✌️
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I love him so much lord just take me and all my oomfs we’re ready
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I work at a video game store and my manager dressed up as flowery for Halloween and we caught someone trying to steal and got this generational banger from the security cameras
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Deep Jungle in Kingdom Hearts made me realize maybe i do need that yellow paint after all 😭✌️
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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