Matt Millar

So… it happened we’ve been using @rw_products squirrel proof feeder for so long we’ve bred a race of super intelligent squirrels that can defeat the technology. I for one look forward to welcoming our new squirrel overlords

Go home Apple weather. You are drunk. I think the chances of sleet tonight are much lower than that

First Ramp Test after being given OK by surgeon & physio - so 6 months off, with 4 of those not being able to walk more than 30 mins due to arthritis pain. Now pain free and FTP gone 232->180. Only way is up now. Bring it on.

100k+ miles in an electric car. Win.

Is this a threat or a promise?

Dear ⁦@Independent⁩ this is the reading experience you serve on mobile. Maybe… I wanted to read what your journalists wrote, not have my entire screen taken over by massive images?

@TheWeek highlighting the problem @orbnettech are solving!

Looks like you are actively misrepresenting reality? Strikes the #2 story. Will you correct your tweet or are you happy to let your misleading tweet stand?

Twitter rate limiting rate limiting their own client is peak twitter idiocy?

apparently it's been replaced in the zeitgeist by Pokemon. I didn't expect that.