Two powerful women, one mission! Scientists are correct, when the immovable object and the unstoppable force meet they swap roles #Canham&MillerImploding
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LMAO, people from Essex on their xmas party facebooked pictures. It included this one of women dancing around handbags!
@NumeroUnoAL - Ah, its Brian Conley, shows how much notice I take of these things.#imamuppet
@NumeroUnoAL - In the words of SB director you gotta know your Math, you pommes must be working it out wrong man! #corporationnontax
@NumeroUnoAL - Uggs were originally for surfers to wear to prevent sand in their toes after surfing, men in Essex wear them to look twats
@NumeroUnoAL - pack people in so they can maximise profits...oh no they dont make any profit, they do it out the goodness of their heart!
@NumeroUnoAL - were you ear wigging? do u have the stalkers clobber? anorak, slight smell of stale sweat and a newspaper with a peep hole?
@NumeroUnoAL -whats even more weird is that the bloke who plays Joan Collins on the Snickers advert is following me on Glos Granite twitter!
@NumeroUnoAL - its no wonder, the girl on the right is talking about the size of her boyfriends willy and the other is totally engrossed !
@NumeroUnoAL -well we sure know he wont return in a poorly directed shower scene and say it was all a dream, think we can write that one off
@NumeroUnoAL -that would be mighty fine (TexasTalk). But what son will inherit? Do you think Dallas will have a proper funeral #FrankButcher
@NumeroUnoAL - No Larry, the death of an icon & a pair of big eyebrows! reckon the undertakers will trim them so they can close the coffin!
Heard one weather broadcaster a couple of years ago say `the clouds in the sky`where else would they be, its raining verbosity!
Modern weather broadcasters appear uneducated, their English best described as urban. Poor adjectives `warmerish` weather soon!
youtube.com/watch?v=J4jdUhxO… - warming up for James Bond 26th Oct. So excited. Daniel Craig, Age 44. 5 Feet 10. Only Bond under 6 foot tall.
Bloody bored, 7pm & Glynn already asleep. Time to light a Hamlet cigar...Picture of Rab C Nesbitt attached @CanhamEmma
