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Paradox Parody

Joined October 2026
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ALL YOU BITCHES LAUGHED AND TRIED TO CANCEL ME! SHUBERT SUBPOENA SPECTACULAR STRAIGHT UP YOUR SHITPIPE! πŸ–• Happy Tuesday! I’m making banana bread tonight.
β€œGo to the @DoctorTurtleboy show,” they said. β€œIt’ll be fun,” they said. πŸ‘€πŸ˜‰
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EVERY ONE OF YOU IDIOTS IS GETTING A SUBPOENA FOR SUPPORTING THIS VILE RAT!! CHECK YOUR MAILBOXES! Have a great night!
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