aye! hold up! tms! fix your hearts or die #bankspaulbanks my blog is awesome too: https://xitter.cf/t.co/aBt4p21qtI

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Joined September 2024
i know way too many people here right now that i didn’t know last year who the fuck are yall
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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mountain pussy
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get that IDF cuck wife off my timeline
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Not all of you can have a Commander Gameplay Show. We need Engineers.
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Replying to @mertonesque
post-porn revival
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That mission is punishment for siding with the wrong people
I FORGOT I QUIT THIS GAME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT GET AWAY FROM ME
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obama is a lot of things, but one thing i will never deny is that he’s a fucking amazing speaker. see here:
OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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bringing zoo back to my local meta
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the studio season 2 looks crazy
Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”. “Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.” (Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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You tell Kobe fans he raped someone they act like you personally went and crashed the helicopter yourself
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