Replying to @turtlekiosk
I do this when I’m in pilates class and I’m trying to not fall off the machine
They say that the incoming superabundance of ideas in this world will make human ideas entirely pointless. Yet in the grocery store, the superabundance of cereals makes you appreciate Honey Nut Cheerios that much more.
He caught my eye when I saw his tastefully executed tight-lipped smile in his LinkedIn profile picture. His bio said only “Private Equity” - I wondered what that meant. But it wasn’t until I got to “Harvard University - Investment Club President” did I realize he was my soul mate
Replying to @TenreiroDaniel
First he needs to stop going to Joe & the Juice
Greetings Earthlings. I come to you from Athleisure Planet. I have heard much about your breathable, lightweight performance fabrics, made of proprietary nylon and elastane blends. Please, take me to your nearest “Alo Yoga”. I am here to learn
Replying to @turtlekiosk
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Replying to @ByungChulHarden
100 characters? Must not have been a BCH tweet








