@mindlessgarbage

⛓️✨ 𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖓’𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ✨⛓️

 rat city, usa
Joined December 2009
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my neighbor just knocked on my door and didn’t even ask me to turn the music down he just asked if i would stop playing killing in the name by ratm on repeat 💀
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i got a pet costume for halloween so me and my cat can be clowns together
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sorry to everyone in my life who’s sick of me being so anti ai that im annoying about but the increasing amount of power outages we’re experiencing (a direct result of data centers btw) might make me crash out bc what do you mean this is the THIRD time in a WEEK!!
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but yeah haha keep using chat gpt instead of your brain
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maybe today isn’t a terrible day because gas is under $4 again
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Fucktober Day Twenty One: Deep Reverence.
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pretty solid for round one 🎃👻💀
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im sorry i cant come out i turn into a pumpkin at 10pm when im not working or on a bender
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the universe blessed me with the most patient handsome lil man 🥹👻
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(he doesn’t even fight me putting little costumes on him either bc he knows many fish squeeze treats are in his future each time) he’s well compensated for his silly little outfit time
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won this from a machine at walmart with a circle of ppl watching me and an employee who exclaimed “holy shit ive never seen anyone win anything from that!” thank god it only took me $6 too 💀
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snapchat memories really will be like “on this day 4 years ago you were a hoe”
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i didn’t even know 12 different flavors of gatorade existed (none of these are the same flavor)
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buying weed to fulfill a bands rider will never not be funny to me
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it’s legal here go buy it yourself but also hope u like the strain i picked for u
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brain rot ✨ retweeted
LISA🦋
@LISA4drillOct 17
I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious" are two very different kinds of silence
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the giant wolf spider living in my kitchen window has now taken over so much real estate my cat has taken notice of him and he just sits in the window and meows longingly for the spider to give a fuck or feel an ounce of his threatening energy
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shout out to this tour for being chill af to work with
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gonna be a clown for halloween so we can match
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delivering a cold rack of coors light to the green room while the headliner cheers for me
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