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Joined September 2019
Explosive new research has exasperated flatulentologists gasping for air. bit.ly/2KUfvuJ mindsplode.com/who-smelt-it
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Madame Nona caught red-handed with her hand in the cookie jar. bit.ly/2YPlOnd mindsplode.com/psychic-caugh…
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Nigerian Prince Ali Agbabe Experiences Severe Distrust Online. bit.ly/2YIQtTm mindsplode.com/nigerian-prin…
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Check out our list of the top five donkey waxes updated for 2020. bit.ly/2CgdvZG mindsplode.com/top-5-donkey-…
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Rumors of cheating have emerged since Doug Shepard (a.k.a. Mad Doug 20/20) took home the Giant Sack of Beans at this year’s WSOS (World Series of Sheeping). mindsplode.com/wsos mindsplode.com/wsos
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Mysterious cow has what appears to be a piece of a tape measure running though his head. bit.ly/2YajvtZ mindsplode.com/mysterious-co…
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Police officers face discipline after failing to assault a black suspect. bit.ly/3dgRAyG mindsplode.com/police-office…
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Learn the secrets the professional don't want you to know about. Check out banana concealment made easy. bit.ly/3eAdnl3 mindsplode.com/successful-ba…
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5 #tips you can use today to make yourself feel #bored whenever you want. You may be surprised just how easy it is. #howto #LifeHacks #mindsplode #boredom #sadpanda mindsplode.com/5-tips-for-ma…
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You can make these great #shoes with materials you may already have around the house. #ferrets #ferretshoes #DIYprojects #shoesaddict #ferret #pets #adorable mindsplode.com/ferret-shoes
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Stop paying for expensive "professional" duck sealants. Learn to make your own and save a bunch. #duck #sealant #DIY #ducksealant #pets #budgeting #smartliving mindsplode.com/diy-duck-seal…
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The Hidden Hoagie Deployment ©: Foundational XHE (Extreme Hoagie Emergence) Maneuver. #XHE #hSports #ExtremeHoagieEmergence #hoagie #tricks #magic #illusion #joke #laugh #lol mindsplode.com/hidden-hoagie…
What the front kick?!? The Karate Kid Scam? I haven't seen that since the 80's. #karatekid #karate #RalphMacchio #CobraKai #miyagido mindsplode.com/karate-kid-sc…
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I’ve never had an old person before. I have no idea how to care for one I don’t even know what you’re supposed to feed them. #oldpeople #SundayThoughts #family mindsplode.com/feeding-old-p…
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This might seem like a #nobrainier, but don’t act too fast. There are actually several reasons you may NOT want to stick your #socks in the #toaster. #socktoasting #mindsplode #lifehacks #tipsandtricks #toasty mindsplode.com/sock-toasting
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I think by #parents replaced my older #brother when I was younger. How can I be sure my brother is actually my brother? #switch #switcheroo #family #familyguy #familyproblems mindsplode.com/replacement-b…
"I love E.L. Fudge cookies but I'm scared to death of the Keebler Elf, or any elves really. I've tried for years to deal with it but lately I can't even eat them. What can I do?" #Elves #Elf #cookie #phobia #fear #getperfectlyfudgy mindsplode.com/afraid-of-elv…
I’ve been watching my #neighbors recently and I’m fairly sure they’re #timetravelers. I want to find out but it’s not the kind of thing you ask somebody. Any ideas how I can find out without looking like I’m #crazy? #spacetime #quantum #paranormal #mystery mindsplode.com/neighbors-are…