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I am less smart than I appear; if I already seem dumb — think even stupider.

Joined September 2016
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My white neighbor has become a Chinese bbq skewer addict. I catch his ass with little oily paper bags in the elevator late at night talking about 'they're so good though'.
Ten skewers. Then 10 more. And 10 more. Three Italian tourists couldn't get enough of a Shanghai barbecue shop, staying for over an hour as they kept ordering beef and lamb skewers.
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if I were dating an artsy film girl I would send this to her, captioned "us." but I'm not. so what's even the point.
Snoopy & Miffy’s shared film diary.
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talking about me like that... it's just too cruel, isn't it?
your mutual who types like a translated japanese tweet
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pretending I wasn’t involved in the hyper commercialization of snoopy in 2023
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no like that’s uncle pussyyy
He was feeling puss that day
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What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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america is blue now buddy didn’t you hear
Mark Lee has released “Happiest” on all streaming platforms.
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i knowww they didn't play about ordering 3 cesar salads at lunch
Margaret Qualley with her mother and sister.
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261106 - 🐱🫧💌 my choco cat ㅠㅠ i was so happy to see you again after such a long time ㅠ whenever i go to a sanrio store, i always look for you, but so many times our choco cat isn't there ㅠㅠ i finally found you ㅠㅠ
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this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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davichi – my man (2009)
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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Put a little Frieren cutout in the bouquet for my friends birthday :3
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Replying to @EmmaVigeland
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a real hustler would be posted up with tshirts and totes infront of David Zwirner for the entire duration of the upcoming Yoshitomo Nara exhibition
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Shite from arsehole
Supreme secured a deal with NYC Licensing under the Mamdani administration 🗽 According to recently published documents, Supreme has struck a deal with New York City allowing the brand to use government-owned trademarks on items through 2028, with an option to extend the agreement through 2030. The legal notice reveals that the agreement covers official city trademarks, including the NYPD, FDNY, Department of Sanitation, and 'Made in NY.' Supreme has already released clothing and accessories featuring these trademarks this season, do you own any of it?
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Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?
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"replying to lestatsarmand"
Replying to @lestatsarmand
We prefer the Gulf of America.
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