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mintd.fun is the launchpad built for creators on @Stable
launch a token in one click, straight to locked liquidity. no presale games, no rug vectors.
and the part that matters: you keep 90% of every trading fee your token generates. most launchpads take the lion's share. we flip it. the creator earns, not the platform.
as @Stable grows, this is where teams will launch.
mintd.fun
$MINTD IS BACK BABY
Another 0.23% BURNED FOREVER
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We have some incredibly exciting things brewing behind the scenes, stay tuned!
we just burned another 0.6% of $MINTD!!
LFG Chads, stable might be picking up volume soon!!!
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Did you know?
mintd.fun is the first public platform to offer AI Agent trading strategies on @stable.
And we're just getting started.
Create an agent today at mintd.fun/agents
We burned another 1.9M $MINTD from platform fees!
Let's go!
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🤖 Made with AI
AI Trading Agents are live on mintd.fun/agents
A contract that watches the price and trades on a rule, every 10 to 15 minutes, with nobody touching it.
The first one is on chain now: $20 USDT0 plus 170,000 MINTD, worth $29.66. It buys in $1 slices when MINTD drops 0.15%, and takes profit when it rises 0.45%. Three times as much movement to sell as to buy, so it leans toward accumulating.
Why you can leave money with it. The agent picks when and nothing else. The functions it calls take zero arguments, so it cannot name a price, a size, or a destination. The worst acceptable fill is computed inside your vault from the pool's own time averaged price.
Run the numbers on a stolen agent key: the most it can lose in one trade is 5% of the vault at 2% tolerance, which is $0.03. The vault halts every trade after $1.48 of drift. It can never withdraw. You can, any time, without asking it.
Stable is going to get busy. Better the plumbing is finished and boring before the millions arrive than built in a hurry after.
88 tests. Two security reviews. Verified on stablescan. @Stable @paoloardoino @fightingfefers @FeferMeme @mentostable
$MINTD $FEFER $FIGHT $MENTOS
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🥚 baby fefers are coming to fighting fefers.
hatch an egg, get a baby that bonds to one of your fighters and rolls into the arena beside it as a sidekick. carries its weapon in its mouth 🦖
how it works 🧵
getting one:
- hold a fefer to mint an egg (holders only)
- $5 for the first 50, then $10
- pay in $FIGHT for 10% off
- 501 total: 500 eggs + a king baby only the king holder can claim
blue's the top band, hardest to hatch. same as the OG 500 💙
the fun bit: no picking. a comet hatch reveals the rarity AND the weapon.
collect a few, bond whichever suits the matchup, swap sidekicks fight to fight, sell the rest on the market.
it's an edge not a runaway, two bonded fefers = a fair fight again.
why it matters for $FEFER + $FIGHT 👇
every egg feeds the pots:
- dollars: 25% buys $FEFER, 25% buys $FIGHT, into the jackpots
- $FIGHT: 25% straight into the $FIGHT pot
babies can even sponsor a fefer's revive. more eggs = more buys on both + more reasons to hold a fefer.
permadeath's still real. the pots still pay winners only. babies just hand you another lever to pull.
coming soon. hold a fefer to be ready 🦖
$FEFER $FIGHT
Bonds are live on mintd.fun/bonds
The most boring instrument ever invented. Also the biggest market on earth, north of $100 trillion, bigger than every stock market combined.
On a chain literally called @Stable. It was always going to end up here!
First one's on the board: 200,000 $MINTD, ~11% under market, vesting over 30 days. $16.20 fills it (not a typo!)
How it works: the dev's tokens go into the contract before anyone pays a cent. No trust, no handshake, no "ser I promise." Buyers get a discount for locking up and taking the price risk. Devs raise without printing a red candle.
OTC deals used to need a spreadsheet and a prayer. Now it's a verified contract.
Boring is undefeated
