what

Short fluffy tutus are fugly.

And people

I hate sunshine

Maybe a business shouldn't "heart" something on social media.

I just stuck a post it in between my teeth to get something unstuck

I hate sunshine on my skin

I'll just move on to "how to eat like a French family" tx.

I love how the Boston globe thinks I'm gonna pay 99cents to read their articles. No dude, that's not how the internet works

Can you order coffee slower?

The soul cycle teacher said "it's ok if you feel overwhelmed" *looks directly at me* thanks man.

Shout outs to the fucks running in the actual street. Not only are you not a bike or a car, You're running opposite to traffic, asshole.

I think it's sad that all these companies were like that old iPod Jack that's the one that's gonna last and it didn't.

4:30 am + 2.5 hours = 7 am

Winter is coming. Totes.

Ideal response for most anything :YAHHH

FYI Krispy Kreme donuts at chevron at primm center #whiskeypete #edcbody

today is the day my room is clean

You're chillin in a parking lot and someone's car alarm goes off. Why.

I threw a chicken bone at a car that was a dick yesterday

I'm eating bread in my car