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tlaloc

@mirandaortig

the tick tick tick of love bombs. ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ la viva imagen del fitness

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Joined May 2017
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Estaba teniendo un mal día y de la nada en periférico un anuncio de jude bellingham en calzones. Se convirtió en un buen día
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Es el metro a las 4 mamon no la puta guerra
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r@boopiedoopiedaNov 3
Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top", we say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors". because that is what it really is.
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drunk makeout is the closest thing we’ll get to heaven
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Que ganas de una michegarra
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riv@ponyoogirlNov 2
mis viejonas y yo tratando de ignorar el estado geopolítico actual y reaccionando a cada foto nueva de jude bellingham en calzones:
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Ahora que hago con esto que siento
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NO PORQUE PERRA LITERALMENTE NO WTF
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Oh thats not-
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Por qué nadie me dijo que Agatha all along era de brujas lesbianas la hubiera visto mil años antes
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El verdadero rey rata
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@hsdtogethertourNov 1
Harry on stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City - October 31 (via @twoheartsrry)
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Lo más creativo que vi este Halloween: usar un cable usb C como respirador para un disfraz de dune
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QUE HACE ESYE ENFERMO MENTAL AAAAA
Image from Harry Argentina 💋🪩 (@HarryArgentina)
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Harry se vistió como fetus en pleno 2026
Image from Nay 🇦🇷 (@lhhlover29)
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AUCH?
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@PopBaseOct 31
Harry Styles dresses up as his X-Factor audition at his ‘Harryween’ show at MSG. (🎥: JPASC24)
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Necesito esto en la vida pero nunca me pasa jajajajaj
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@xxk1llsw1tchxx) profile picture˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚@xxk1llsw1tchxxOct 30
Having a partner who calms your nervous system just by talking is so insane because wdym I could be having the worst day imaginable and then I hear “hi baby” from them and all of the sudden I’m magically cured????
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ruther@ruthblxneyOct 30
no i dont use dating apps because the love of my life is surely eventually going to be at the same party i go to every weekend with the same people ive known for five years
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El impacto que tengo verdaderamente es para estudiarse
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viole💥@Vi0_let_aOct 29
m acaba de seguir un pibe r lindo y en vez de stalkearlo a el me stalkee a mi misma para ver que vería
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Se buscan amistades sinceras que no tengan novio
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