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Joined June 2009
The new bit of art for the kitchen wall I’m in love
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Why is Instagram always full of smashed avocado and poached eggs for breakfast? Just have some Frosties and fuck off
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Best Roast in Chester Poco Faulkner St
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Call your ex and if they pick up, be like "This is another reason we broke up, you're always entertaining your exes" then hang up.
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Happy St. George’s Day.
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Gas your Fucking friends up, Gas Strangers up, Make people feel happy. It's free.
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When I grow up I want to be this cool.
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I don't know if i'm quite ready to go down this rabbit hole.
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Remember when they closed down all the gyms and kept all the McDonald's open because they cared for your health. Never forget 🖕
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Today, Keir Starmer has banned Kanye West from entering the UK because his “extremist views pose a threat to the country.” But… Last week, Keir Starmer invited a LITERAL ISIS TERRORIST to 10 Downing Street.
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"they're waking up. fuck it, send NASA to the moon on April fool's day and fake the moon landing again."
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I've never sen anything more accurate
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Still can’t get over the Roast Platter at the Stamford Bridge…
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The greatest story ever told seven stolen dogs escaped an illegal truck led by a small corgi, and ran 17 km across highways and fields, against all odds to find their way home. Driven by loyalty and love
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