Michelle retweeted
Why is Instagram always full of smashed avocado and poached eggs for breakfast?
Just have some Frosties and fuck off
Michelle retweeted
Call your ex and if they pick up, be like "This is another reason we broke up, you're always entertaining your exes" then hang up.
Michelle retweeted
Remember when they closed down all the gyms and kept all the McDonald's open because they cared for your health.
Never forget 🖕
Michelle retweeted
Today, Keir Starmer has banned Kanye West from entering the UK because his “extremist views pose a threat to the country.”
But…
Last week, Keir Starmer invited a LITERAL ISIS TERRORIST to 10 Downing Street.
Michelle retweeted
"they're waking up. fuck it, send NASA to the moon on April fool's day and fake the moon landing again."

























