@misscalcula

monkey at a typewriter

 Vancouver, British Columbia
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Joined July 2020
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generational wealth?? no thanks i was born into generational mental illness
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zupa grochowa@Grochowa2Oct 25
David Eby you stupid fucking cunt
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“I hope this email finds you well–“
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temple runner@misscalcula11h
elaborating on a lie i spontaneously made up
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elaborating on a lie i spontaneously made up
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temple runner@misscalcula8 Apr 2025
a diet coke should be free if you really need one
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 25
you’re laughing ryan murphy is literally writing a barbenheimer glee episode and you’re laughing
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 24
Let the games begin. Now let the games end. I changed my mind
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you’re laughing ryan murphy is literally writing a barbenheimer glee episode and you’re laughing
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geggy@geexcyOct 24
Oh you're an iconoclastic young Lacanian wedding psychoanalysis with Marxist social theory? Do you have a substack? Should we start an institute?
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sera@euchreismOct 23
how it feels trying to hold eye contact with someone as a neurodivergent
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 23
immigrants doing the jobs no one else wants to do
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
Melania Trump has helped to broker a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, "localized to Oleshky," the White House announced today. Oleshky, a city in southern Ukraine, has been occupied by Russia since 2022.
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 24
nathan fielder in 2023:
temple runner@misscalcula17 Oct 2021
really wanna have a conversation with elizabeth holmes
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 23
you’re not going to believe this but objects in the mirror? nearer than they seem
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make your plot feel FRESH and NEW by having each character pull a WET, living fish from their pocket every chapter
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7@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 24
It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 24
quitting my job to focus on tweeting about the glee reboot
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temple runner@misscalcula29 Jul 2025
(to the tune of old macdonald had a farm): old macdonald had a farm
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nathan fielder in 2023:
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really wanna have a conversation with elizabeth holmes
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“I hope this email finds you well–“
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