pacthesis 👻💛

told pizza man like any good scam how they get you is you think ur safe cause “thats not me- im not an athlete, out in hot weather, doing drinking contests- im a simpleton doing simple things” anyway i’ve updated my long ass tumblr diary entry👇 tumblr.com/pacthesis/7872744…

felt very seen when pizza man asked me which fast food establishments have the best napkins and which were the worst

goldfish only taste good if you overfill ur mouth and let them get kinda soggy

pizza man: chef swap :D pizza man: ..at the beach pizza man: are there other chef swaps..?

tomodachi life miis name their kids like they live in utah

if people suddenly brought over a bunch of food for a meal whats ur dining table/surface situation

don't flatter yourself because you were added to my wishlist my save for later actually means something

fuck ice cube trays water in zip lock

soap would be magic if we didn’t know what germs were

pizza man doesn’t watch anime but one time i mentioned death note and he goes “oh yea i liked it” and i was like ?? and he goes “that movie on netflix”

i don’t make fun of people with too many pillows because guess who has a million stuffed animals

asked pizza man if he could put something in the top kitchen cabinet but pivoted and went nvm i’ll get a chair cause i gotta work on my arms but i was too late and he decided he wanted to lift me up so i could reach the top shelf

my mom has been going through her old stuff and asked me if i wanted my baby hair and handed me a little urn with my name on it

8 year olds are funny cause last time i saw them was 5 or 6 years ago which is most of their life

bumped my leg and made it radioactive

not saying im cooked but my skin decided it doesn’t like tiger balm anymore

tried the red underwear under white clothing and it worked

getting scolded as a little kid because you said you had a crush on another little kid which may or may not have been true