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Sarah Tampke Hare

@misstampke
 Prairie Village, KS
Joined April 2011
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@womenshumor15 Sep 2015
Based on how much I eat now, I'm slightly terrified of what I will be capable of if I ever get pregnant.
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Dorinda Medley@DorindaMedley9 Sep 2015
I love @StephenAtHome!!!! Thank you @CBS for @colbertlateshow!!!!!!! 😍 #Colbert
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@womenshumor21 Aug 2015
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
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@billyeichner23 Jun 2015
I'm taking down the gay pride flag. Not because it's associated with slavery but because let's face it, it's hideous
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@billyeichner12 Jun 2015
I will never love anyone as much as I love my air conditioner
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor29 May 2015
Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome.
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Chris DeGrande@chrisdegrande29 May 2015
Bout smoke @AMHare right now for these beach snap chats while I'm sitting cooped up inside.
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Faux Pelini
@FauxPelini29 May 2015
Big deal I can spell plenty of words
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor5 May 2015
If I were a bird, I already know who I'd poop on.
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@TheTweetOfGod25 Apr 2015
Just because you're misunderstood doesn't mean you're a genius.
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor23 Apr 2015
I am a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor14 Apr 2015
No one loves being pregnant. They're just trying to trick you into being miserable with them!
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Replying to @womenshumor
“@WomensHumor: First time going to a workout class: bit.ly/1GLgQZr” @dingoandbaby
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@womenshumor1 Apr 2015
I could really use a quick case of mono to nip these last 5 pounds in the bud.
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor30 Mar 2015
I'm not the friend you put on speaker phone.
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Replying to @FemalePains
“@FemalePains: When the best part of the song comes on vine.co/v/OYItttuO7YD” @dingoandbaby
Replying to @betchesluvthis
“@betchesluvthis: http://t.co/iUEWjxDC4d” @dingoandbaby
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@womenshumor20 Mar 2015
I'm 100% done with today and about 72% done with tomorrow.
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