@mistakewizard

i eschewed the tongs deliberately

Joined January 2017
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Dmytro Tyshenko@dima_ti1Sep 22
Replying to @stardusthome
They don't know I've made my mind a sunless space
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victor’s airpods@tequila__KTSep 14
dialectical thinkers ONLY
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Timo Tjahjanto@TimobrosAug 29
Fair, but why does the baby crawl upwards like the dead kid in Trainspotting.
Alex Patrascu
@maxescuAug 28
The anti-AI crowd doesn't understand two things: 1. How to be civil on social media 2. You can generate absolutely anything with AI
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleAug 18
she’s performing at the top 1% of the white girl game here - this must be like how men feel when someone who should have retired comes back for one last triumphant season in sports, like even rooting against her team it’s still incredible to see a master athlete play
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceAug 17
Thoughts and prayers to all those affected by my sleeves. Made the mistake of opening my social media this afternoon. Some of yall are OUT OF CONTROL. My biceps should NOT be a news story. We have more important things to worry about. Goodness. And God Bless America. 🙏🇺🇸
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can’t stop watching it
abby🕊️REST IN PEACE PAC🍉@abbywillwriteAug 15
dude i was just crying laughing to that video of the polar bear dancing at the daycare
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Jose Canseco
@JoseCansecoAug 14
Sit.\nTing here at the airport , watching everybody hustle , and move around like a bunch of ants stressed out just to pay taxes to pay our government , which is filled with pedophiles and corrupt individuals
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Dok@Dok845Aug 15
Making the rounds again
Dok@Dok84521 Jul 2025
Every time AOC gets caught out she starts talking like this
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skeletonheads
@skeletonheadsAug 11
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Anung Un Drama
@spaceghostAug 9
Robert California’s dialogue fitting flawlessly with Ultron’s characterization is making me cry laugh
Anung Un Drama
@spaceghostAug 9
Does Vision have a dick, did Ultron give him a schlong
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just bepie@newBepieJul 24
CBS News
@CBSNewsJul 23
1.6 million eggs recalled at Kroger and other stores over salmonella risk, FDA says. cbsn.ws/4vJG8mw

1.6 million cartons of eggs recalled at Kroger and other stores over salmonella risk, FDA says

The recall affects white-shell and cage-free eggs sold under multiple grocery brands in six states. No illnesses have been reported.

cbsnews.com
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Jimmy@jimmmyroJul 21
The average tweet about Carrie Bradshaw
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PointlessHub@HubPointlessJul 21
WAV Archive
@WAVArchiveJul 20
Animal I Have Become — Three Days Grace (2006)
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Good Faces@good_faces_botJul 20
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemonJul 14
Pain & Gain (2013) / Sex and the City (2003)
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LateNighter
@latenightercomJul 6
John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentumJul 7
They wanted us dead in the fucking dirt man
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Thomas@TKerouac76Jul 5
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersJun 30
I've made the biggest mistake of my life. I've also made the best decision of my life. So far, anyway. I've also made all the other choices inbetween.
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i’m turning my heart into a gun
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culture
@notgwendalupeJun 17
lucy liu in sex and the city, 2000
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