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welcome to my first tweets. Am now @saacicreading @shieldofspirit

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Nothing is one of the healthiest things you can do
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are your rays blu like mine
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do you think the Akashic Record has #BeeMovie on blu ray
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I'm doing deep brain stimulation on x .com and I'm running out of room in my skull for content I mean information
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how do you make friends on this website
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I'm gonna keep a brick of lead under my hat in case some jerk decides he wants to stomp on it as hard as he can.
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Papa Pud gave that haint such a licking you could hear it from the mountain's yonder side
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need a business partner to help with marketing these tweets
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how many of yall burp your honey and onions
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been hogging the Costco relish dispenser all day, they're starting to call me pickle hog or something, I don't know what this has to do with my penis
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once I started styling instead of wearing, I guess I got looked at more, havemnt looked up from my iPad
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deep brain stimulation got my legs extended against my will like sarin gas, have to rock back and forth like you walk a bookshelf or similarly shaped appliance
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I ever see a grimace costume I'm whupping that jawn plum red
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taking some fat xeets on the tl over the coming days
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to crank or not to crank "dat jawn"...
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The ouija board gave me "m or f" I'm burning it
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I'm humming tunes with no discernable origin
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Jsaac retweeted
Replying to @occamsgillette
xeet pronounced sheet. "gotta take a xeet! I have such a good xeet ready"
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they tickle my effigy when I walk, it has me crumpling up like a cellophane wrapper
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warding off evil spirits by farting obnoxiously with good intent
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