Mitch Erdman retweeted
This is such a funny, perfect moment for Vikings fans. Do we get confident? Everyone I talk to are waiting for the cruel pulling of the rug beneath us while someone plays bowling ball cornhole on our genitals.
Mitch Erdman retweeted
If the Vikings lose tomorrow I’m going to put a live grenade into my dick shaft and pull the pin in front of my mom.
Would someone please get Eric Church a stool, if he's going to stand in one place all night he might as well sit down!
Not a big 'Days of our Lives' fan but a documentary on my brothers life would get 10x the ratings that show does!
I feel like I'm watching a replay of MMC vs Galva-Holstein football game from 2006. I would advise Oklahoma to just forfeit.








