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(Frontier) Psychiatrist. Husband. Father to three boys. Games, football and music.

Glasgow
Joined December 2013
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Hi @scottish_water @ScotWaterWest any update on when the works on the #A725 will start, let alone finish? The date seems to perpetually be pushed back. The traffic queues are lengthy and the water is still flowing. Thanks!
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The fact that there are multiple candidates for what this linear regression is blows my mind 🤯 (Original, of course: xkcd.com/2347/)
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Currently listening to “Ask a Historian,” by @greg_jenner and enjoying every minute. The imagery of Vikings vs Zombie hoards a particularly highlight. Greg is a great narrator. Would strongly recommend.
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I would recommend this post - a friendly and supportive consultant body to boot. Happy to be contacted if I can help.
Consultant General Adult Psychiatrist dlvr.it/Sfn8g3
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Just finished listening to @DaftLimmy autobiography. One of the best I’ve read in a long time. So refreshing and brutally honest. His narration is great. The descriptions of harmful alcohol use, the experience of suicidality and becoming a dad are really powerful. Recommended.
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This is a great #NHS anecdote Well done @EmergencyMedBMJ #improvement
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Retweet if you played with a ball like this as a kid ⚽️
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Hello, We are NHS Scotland doctors in training. This account is where we share what matters to us, what’s important during our training and aim to improve medical training in Scotland for all. @ Scotland instagram.com/p/CcibGdSKlm2/…
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Everyday Heroes Pt.2 🏆🏆 @LordForevermore @mattholme0 @mjac1985 @ref_tm @Superbokka @MrPeterSidell @BagmanPhillip @rayprice1954 @Somersetter @RichardPulsford @ranman789 @quip_witted @SteveJuggler @Norfolkinidea @potrzbe @Deneholm Please like & RT both 😀
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I was listening to a tutorial all about the best way to make cheese into small pieces for pizza. The presenters style of describing this method was annoying. It was grating. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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A thief was eventually caught stealing iPads from the apple store morning and night. When asked to explain himself he said his doctor told him to take two tablets twice a day. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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It’s difficult making sure you get a real prosthetic joint and not an imitation. I’ve heard a lot of them are faux knees. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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My friend was sure that I’d once run a business selling fruit flavoured breath fresheners. I said it was a fig mint of his imagination. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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A group of electricians were having a heated debate about which wire of a plug was the best. Putting it to the vote, it finished in a tie as the last voter remained neutral. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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Whilst out walking a friend said “there are no good trees beginning with the letter E.” Suddenly, a shower of twigs and dark fruits fell on him from the canopy above. Serves him right for disrespecting his elders. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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My friend was getting quite upset looking for the missing piece of her grandfather clock. She was really pleased when I offered her a hand. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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Must be hard being the child of a pirate. They can never go to the cinema as all the films have an arghh rating. #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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Touring round the wine regions of France has never yielded any problems being believed about my pain. Except one - they thought I was making it all up, having the temerity to call it a sham pain. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
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