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Too close to the pink dome. Probably peaked early. Wife, mom, geek, opinionated baseball enthusiast, reforming Christian. Didn't used to be angry.

Austin, TX
Joined August 2008
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Read to your kids. First night home from the hospital and every day until they can read to you, and then read more. Read Goodnight Moon and Old Yeller and Flyguy and Magic Treehouse and Harry Potter and Berenstain Bears and the Bible and biographies of heroes and more.
If I seem grumpy lately it's because I'm reading piles of recent national surveys about why parents don't read to their kids for my dissertation and... Y'all. 😐 "My child prefers screentime." "I find it boring." "It's useless."
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Fair winds and following seas, Captain. 😢
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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We need baseball on the radio so we don’t have to watch games with inappropriate advertising and we can listen to “out of market” games that are blocked on television and so we can have on the broadcast to override in-game interviews by Ken Rosenthal. For starters.
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Thank goodness because I NEED to see what happens next
The Diplomat has been renewed!
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I think it’s great and we need more good sports in sports.
What are your thoughts on active players attending a game and cheering on another team?
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The way Brewers fans showed up in Tampa Bay for this game is insane. In a good way, but still, wow
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Best seat in the house for tonight’s win.
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What I like about this #WorldSeries is the ball being put in play. There have been big hits but it’s mostly, get the ball in play. Good stuff.
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Olivia Colman is going to steal this entire show and I am so here for it.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” Emma Corrin and Jack Lowden star in Pride and Prejudice, a series by Dolly Alderton. Premieres December 3.
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To better understand Bob Uecker’s significance to Brewers baseball, he called both Hank Aaron’s last MLB home run and Jackson Churio’s first.
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The great thing is we will get past next week, sit a new Congress, watch them do next to nothing and then starting in JUNE, the 2028 Prez campaign will kick off and it will be 17 months months of endless chatter, prediction markets, and campaigns. Will never end.
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Replying to @rubio
@Rubio stood at the Acropolis and traced America's roots to ancient Athens. Many of today's students wouldn't know how follow him: AP World History doesn't cover ancient Greece, and the ancient-world AP course the College Board promised in 2019 never launched. A century ago, schools swapped history for "social studies" and taught kids to analyze greatness instead of aspire to it. Here's my latest, at @RealClearEd. realcleareducation.com/artic…
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Might have to pin this one.
I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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There are many legit uses for AI but the sloppy, copycat-looking political ads (video or otherwise) really should not be one of them. Use your skills, people, or if you don’t have them, please just stop.
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Bret Saberhagen was 21 years old when he shut out the Cardinals in Game 7 of the 1985 World Series. He'd won the Cy Young that year too, going 20 and 6. Four years later he went 23 and 6 with a 2.16 ERA and won it again. In Kansas City his best seasons kept landing in odd numbered years, 1985, 1987, 1989 and 1991, and nobody ever really explained why. He's fourth among Royals here. Who's first among Royals for you?
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Our high school theater classes put on “You Can’t Take It With You” and having seen it I now need to rewatch the Capra movie and the padawan wants to watch too so what I’m saying is, protect fine arts funding and thank me later.
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We have on the Longhorn game, but I have the MLB app open to follow WS game 2. Life finds a way.
IMAGINE BEING A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WATCH THE WORLD SERIES HOLY SHEET
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The year before, at the All-Star Game in KC, commentators were tolling the bell for the Royals. Then this happened, this improbable, beautiful run. I still get chills.
The 2014 Royals' Wild Card Game comeback ended with Salvador Perez delivering the walk-off hit. Kansas City had waited years just to get back to October, and the postseason run that followed had to survive this game first. That's what makes the clip more than one walk-off. It became the opening scene of a Royals run that fans had been waiting decades to experience.
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VisionQuest needs a scene where Paul Bettany does this with James Spader. But also, it's always a good time to rewatch Master and Commander.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
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