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Don’t let idiots ruin your day. Knicks in 5

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Joined February 2010
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Mike Selk retweeted
Underrated life advice: Decide in advance what you will not care about. Drama. Scorekeeping. Manufactured outrage. Tiny inconveniences. Whatever. The world will pressure you to care about everything. To have opinions on everything. Fight back. Focus on a few. Ignore the rest.
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Lmao Trump told the cult many times to vote like he’s on the ballot….now that he’s getting his ass kicked he’s saying he wasn’t on the ballot and that’s why they got their ass kicked….can’t make this shit up
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This 8 person panel melting down on FOX is glorious.
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#OTD in 1783 the #USArmy disbanded. 7 years prior “The fate of unborn millions,” Washington predicted, depended “on the courage & conduct of this army.” Now the men returned home having witnessed “Events which have seldom, if ever before, taken place on the stage of human action”
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Mike Selk retweeted
KNICKS WIN!!!!!!!!!
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And he’s coming back next year you say?
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Such an easy call. Dumb.
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Oh 😳
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10/10 no notes, little man killed this 🔥 @jalenbrunson1
Best costume I've seen today 👏🔥( Jalen Bruson ) NY KNICKS !!!
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Donald Trump to reporter: “You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell.” Meanwhile, Donald Trump…
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#OTD in 1735, #JohnAdams was born. Skeptical of his place in #history, he predicted that “Mausoleums, statues, monuments will never be erected to me.” Instead, the greatest monument in his honor is the nation he helped to forge.
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The Jalen Brunson ‘Get Right’ Game was delectable
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Mike Selk retweeted
"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"
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Mike Selk retweeted
It's not too late to swing by your local Spirit Halloween to see if they have this excellent costume option in stock.
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Mike Selk retweeted
When it was reported he expressed this privately during the first term, I asked him whether he said it. He wouldn’t fess up. And his aides screamed for us to get out of the Oval. He’s just letting the Klan talk rip now. teapawt.net/kylegriffin1/status/95…
Trump: Why do we always take people from shithouse countries? Why can't we take people from Norway or Sweden?
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if three 2-7 teams get in the playoffs in Class B, maybe we're taking too many teams. Every first round game is vs a team with a losing record. What are we doing?
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Mike Selk retweeted
Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
UPDATE: 3 Charlotte cops resign after an internal investigation revealed a competition to see who can arrest the most Black people
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Lmao the laugh I needed this morning
LMAO -- Exclusive Senior Adviser to First Lady Melania Trump Marc Beckman claims Melania is "negotiating a ceasefire" between Russia and Ukraine
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Mike Selk retweeted
Girls Volleyball (Varsity) Score Posted - Oakland-Craig Knights defeat Leigh Panthers 3-1 (25-17, 18-25, 25-16, 25-18).
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Mike Selk retweeted
Loved that.
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